Brainstorm: 5 Contradictions

Brainstorm 5 Contradictions

Humans are complex, contradictory, creatures. 

Contradictions can add texture and complexity to your essay.

Here are five contradictory things about me:

  1. I love beating my younger brother in chess, but afterwards I always feel guilty.
  2. In college I had no problem giving my girlfriend a kiss but would never drink from the same straw.
  3. I have thousands of used books lining the walls of my home but have read fewer than 25% of them cover-to-cover.
  4. I love BBQ sauce but can’t stand vinegar. (BBQ sauce is vinegar-based, btw.)
  5. I will turn off the faucet while brushing my teeth to save water but sometimes leave the shower running for minutes in order to heat up the water, wasting a whole lot more.

What does each detail reveal about me? You decide. The point is this: contradictions are fascinating because they represent a mystery, a puzzle. They’re what make a character in a story complex. Opposites make us want to know more. And your contradictory details will make your reader want to know more.

What's a contradiction or quirk you have? Comment below.